WW_Lane

Lane's Page Hi my name is Lane I'm 10 and turning eleven in may. I play lots of sports like soccer, basketball, football, floor hockey, skateboarding and lots of other sports. I also like to dance and to sing. I like to hang out with my friends like Nick, Tyris, Avery,Mika, Ella, Brady and lots more. I like to play lots of sports video games. I don't like to sit around I'd rather be running around. I like to read magazines and fiction books.

Save our country

It was a regular sunny Monday morning when Insectesaurus and his friends Jingle Bum, Jingle Face Maple Syrup and Cheez Whiz were walking to school and a school bus comes by them and crashes right in front of them. When they finally made it to school all of the sudden a big loud noise appears and there's a big hole in the roof! Their was a big green laser and it happens to be an ALIEN ABDUCTION!!! Insectesaurus gets abducted and his friend Jingle Bum jumps to save him but they all get taken away in the alien ship. It was silent until the chiefs slave Lunar Jim says "attention earthlings you have been captured and you must perform any type of dance and any type of music or song for us in order to be released." "Ballet dance for us while you sing twinkle twinkle little star" says Lunar Jim. "Oh do we have to" says Jingle Face "Yes! you must do what we say earthlings or we will destroy your country". So they start to dance as all the aliens and the commander are laughing at them. Then finally then commander can't take the laughter and with his deep voice he stands up and says "Enough you may stop earthlings." The humans stop and Insectesaurus steps up to the commander and says " may we have some water?" "Water" says commander Bob "I have never heard of this water can you teach me more about this water?" "Yes we can but we will need to get of this ship." So the aliens release them to learn that earth is a great place. The first thing they teach the aliens is about water. Insectesaurus walks up to the commander and said very slowly in a soft voice "this is water it is good and healthy" "oh I see said the commander but what do we do with it?" "we drink it and it re hydrates us it is very good" " wow that's amazing!" "Is their any other interesting things on this place you call earth?" "Yes their is let me teach you about this thing we call television we can watch our favourite shows, comedy acts, sports and lots and lots of other things" said Jingle Face. Cheez Whiz steps up and says "their is this thing we call basketball it is very fun" "let me learn more about basketball" "OK what you do is you bounce the ball and try to shoot it in the net to get points" "oh I think I have heard about this before" said the commander. The commander shoots the ball and it goes in the net then he does a happy dance with the humans. Inesectesaurus says to the commander "now do you want us to teach you about this thing called food?" "Yes I would like to learn about food." The humans decide to take to them to their favourite restaurant McDonald's. The commander orders three big macs and super size fries. The commander says "mmmmmmm that was very good thank you" "your welcome" says Maple Syrup. Now they will teach them how to play football. "Let's go to the football field and teach them about football" says Insectesaurus. The humans take them to a football field to play football with the aliens. The aliens hade lots of fun beating the humans 56-7. "Thank you humans for teaching us about earth" says Lunar Jim "your very welcome" says Jingle Bum. "I wish I could stay on earth and be human but as you see we are not excatly human" "why does it have to end now we have something for you just drink this juice and you'll turn human" says Insectesaurus. So the aliens drink the juice and POOF!! They were humans. After they turned human they went to a movie called me and my best friend. They all had a great time at the movie and the commander said "sorry guys for making you dance and sing embarrassing songs" "that's Ok" said Cheez Whiz. Then all of the sudden Insectesaurus started to turn purple and orange and started to grow really tall then shrink really small he just kept changing height. "What's happening to me!?" said Insectesaurus "I don't know said his friends". Then Jingle Bum went to go get help from the near by doctors office to ask what they can do to get back to normal size. Jingle Bum came back with a jug of medicine and said " we have to throw this whole jug of medicine on him at every height level he's at" "Ok we can do that" said his friends. So then they got the medicine on him and he stop growing and shrinking and said "thank you guys so much for helping me" "your welcome said Jingle Bum.

And then out of mid air a small green person came out of no where and his name was Jimbob they all thought he was a human but he happened to be another alien and he said "hello humans I was watching you the whole time and I would really like to become human to do you have any more of that juice" yes we do" "thank you humans." Poof! He became human to then they all went to Insectesaurus' house for a sleep over. When they woke up they went for a walk around the biggest lake in the world but it only took them 30 minutes. Then they all went to Boston pizza for lunch. After they were done eating Cheez Whiz started blurting out the cheez whiz song he said 'Cheez Whiz ads personality so many ways to make your family praise just pour it spread it their gonna love it made with real Canadian cheddar Cheez Whiz ads personality" then Jingle bum asked him "what are you doing?" "nothing" said Cheez Whiz. Then Insectesaurus came up with an idea that they should all go to Las Angeles for the day. All his friends agreed with the idea accept Jimbob. They had a huge argument but they decided to settle this like men over rock paper scissors. Insectesaurus won the first game then Jimbob won the next game and Insectesaurus won the series. So they all bought their plane tickets and went to L.A. When they got there they went to Hollywood and found a bunch of celebrity's. Then drove to anahiem to go to Disneyland when they were done they went the San Diego zoo. Then Maple Syrup said "we better get home before were late for our plane" "yeah" said Insectesaurus. They all went home to Cheez Whiz's house. When they got there they went onto the computer and went to thier favourite web site and he showed Lunar Jim his web site. Then they all went to sleep. Then at 2:30 in the morning they heard a loud noise Insectesaurus woke up his friends and they went outside to see what it is and it happend to commander Bob's arch enemie: The Amputater. Then a big hollographic screen apeared and the Amputater said " hello Bob we haven't seen you around the planet for a while" and Bob said "that's because I not one of you anymore I'm a human now and planet earth is better than plato" "WHAT!!" says the amputater "yeah that's right I don't want to be an alien anymore" "fine then I will just have to destroy you" "no." Then bob tries to run away from the ship but the ship is to fast then the Amputater blast a big fire ball at Bob but Insectesaurus jumps in front of the fire ball to save Bob but when bob went to go help him up Insectesaurus he didn't move it turns out he was .....dead! "What have I done I shouldn't have made a big deal about turning human it's all my fault" said bob "no it isn't your fault" said Lunar Jim and his friends. " It's all my fault"said Bob crying " it's not your fault your fault I was the one who tried to save you" said Insectesaurus standing up. "Insectesaurus!" "Your alive I can't believe it how did you do it" "it's just my inner awesomeness." Then Bob went and gave him a big hug. Then they went home and went back to bed while they watched the movie Big Daddy when it ended they all fell asleep as the night casted over them.

Save our country

It was a regular sunny Monday in Detroit when Insectesaurusand his friends Jingle Bum, Jingle Face, Maple Syrup and Cheez Whiz were walking to school talking about last night's Red Wings game when a big school bus crashed in front of them. When they finally got to school all of the sudden a big loud noise appears and there's a big hole in the roof! Their was a big green laser and it happened to be an ALIEN ABDUCTION!!! Insectesaurus gets abducted and Jingle Bum and their group jumped in to save him but they all got abducted. It was silent until the chiefs slave Lunar Jim steps up and says "attention earthlings you have been captured and you must performany type of dance and any type of music or song for us in order to be released ."Ballet dance for us while you sing twinkle twinkle little star" says Lunar Jim. "Oh do we have to?" says Jingle Face "Yes! you mustdo what we say say earthlings or we will destroy your country."