MR_Phillip

Hello I'm Phil. We are both in fifth grade. My favorite color is forestgreen. My favorite movie is Nacho Lebre. My favorite pizza place is Little Ceasers. I'm 10 years old. My favorite subject is math. My favorite foods are pickles,icecream, and chocolate.I have one sister. She is very annoying at times. My best friend is john. i will read my partners bioagrphy.

DEAR READER NONE OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED. The Galaxy One day I was getting my daily burrito, when I heard an alien announce that earth was to be demolished. Some body must’ve found a working radio or something because he started mocking us about not being able to travel 5 light-years away. They started shooting and I fainted. I woke up in a ship with my friend Zoog. I forgot to tell you my name… well I really don’t know my name but most people call me Dude or Burrito boy. I mainly call Zoog, Gooinatior because he’s a glob of goo. A long time ago when I was a kid I lived in the United States. I didn’t know and still don’t know were I lived, but there were thousands upon thousands of mountains. That’s when war broke out; I was on the Pacificans side. I think I still have my suit in my brief case that I left on earth!! Anyway, there were some aliens that wanted us off the ship and they sent alien guards to shove us out the air lock. The guard shouted ‘ristance is futile!!!’ I know the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy says the possibilities of getting picked up by another ship in thirty seconds is 999,999,999,999 to one, but it happened to me and Zoog. We were one of the few thousand lucky people in the universe and it turns out that the ship was going to earth. Then I and Gooinatior convinced the pilot that earth was really destroyed. Then he took the ship to his owner witch turns out to be in the Nebulan galaxy in Itacico which is a very very pretty place to visit in the summer. Winters there are also beautiful, but, never be there when its spring or fall. Its soooooooo swampy. you, a 5ft person wouldn’t even be able to survive the fall or spring.

Three days later… Were here. Were finally here. We got into a big space fight with Vorgons. Vorgons love heat and eventually burned there own planet up. If you ask me I think Vorgons are stupid. We started to fire the proton lasers, they boarded our ship and we crashed onto the planet and that sums it up about how we got here. And it turns out it’s in the middle of fall, the worst time to be there. We had a few minutes to find a tree that we could stand on. After a few more hours we found a new ship. We then went to what I call the nothing planet. We crashed, I was the only one left that survived. Then the make monster came around and said, “I can please you and also make you beg for mercy, make me happy by letting me make a world just like yours. Or I can do the second option, your choice.

To be continued… By, Phil