MR_Keith

My name is Keith and I like playing football. My least favorite thing about football is that you get hurt alot. My faverite thing to do is to play Wii Sports. Also, I like messing around with my sister. Well I have a lazy eye ever since I was born. When I was four-years old I got bit by a dog. My favorite book is a book from Jonathan Rand, Dangerous Dolls Of Delaware. MR_Keith

1001 Flat Tales By: keith I awoke this morning in 1987 Gaylord, Michigan my name is Keith I’m short as a teachers desk. I’m 11 yeas old youngest in my house. I’m in the amazing fifth grade. I have two sisters ones name is Cassandra she’s 15 years old. I have some good new about Cassandra and some bad news. She’s usually nice but sometime she chains me on the wall. Well on the author side Shelby’s a mad woman! She wants to kill me all day! This morning my mom is making everyone soft creamy cinnamon pancakes. I did want to eat because I had the stomach flu. I could not go to school for 2 days which that I stinks because Father away from home I get better it is. Now all I do